Turkey vs. Tofurkey
It’s Thanksgiving folks, and fittingly we’re kicking off our BTS Battle series of entries with a special edition—a battle of famous food entrees. Let’s see how the contenders match up:
-Low fat content
-Aesthetics (looks like a turkey)
-Ease of preparation
-Flavor (sorry, “meat analogues” can’t beat the real thing)
-High fat content (much higher than Turkey)
-Lack of tradition or sentimentality
-Aesthetics (looks like an uninspiring, round ball of dough)
The winner: TURKEY
After hours of deliberation and careful consideration, BTS Communications picked Turkey as the winner of our first-ever “BTS Battle.” Numerous compelling reasons were cited by our staff, but graphic designer Zach Fetters summed it up best when he asked “Why would you half-ass anything?” This is a truth that extends beyond the dinner table. It’s an aphorism, an uplifting proverb.
So, please, don’t “half-ass” this great holiday. Eat a Turkey. Please.
From the staff of BTS Communications, happy Thanksgiving.